I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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