the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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