I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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