I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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