question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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