we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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