it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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