He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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