Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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