i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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