We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it's like iHOP with fire
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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