I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
