yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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