No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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