The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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