Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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