i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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