Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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