maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
