ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
