If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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