so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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