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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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