WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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