Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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