spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She bit a glass in half.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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