PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let's get the cat blown out
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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