Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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