come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
