puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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