You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize