I have demons in me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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