Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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