this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Girls should come with a carfax report
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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