I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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