i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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