no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize
