just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
be right there i have to get my cape
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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