The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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