only you would photoshop your dick
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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