Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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