God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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