Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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