? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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