Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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