I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He passed out mid-signature
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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