conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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