literally had 100 drinks last night.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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