Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
