I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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