I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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