I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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