Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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